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California
Suite - May, 1999
A Play in Three
Acts
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Act
One, The Couple from New York
Joe played Marvin Michaels,
a 45 year old married man who has traveled to California for his nephew's
Bar Mitzvah. The scene opens early in the morning in the hotel suite bedroom,
where Marvin awakens with a hangover from partying at his brother's house
the previous night, only to discover a drunk hooker unconscious in his bed.
Sheer panic ensues when Marvin realizes that he has overslept and missed picking
up his wife Millie (played by Leslie Barkman) at the airport, and she is on
her way up in the elevator and will walk through door of the suite at any
moment.

One
of Neil Simon's funniest scenes, this role is written as a license for the
actor to rise to the level of barely controlled insanity. One moment he is
hiding the hooker from his wife and the next trying to distract Millie and
prepare her for the worst news of their marriage.
The lightning-fast transitions between physical buffoonery (he must carry
the drunk hooker around like a sack of potatoes trying to hide her body) and
verbal comedy means the actor must be prepared for a real workout, and must
also stay very focused on what is happening from moment-to-moment.
Eventually, all of Marvin's attempts at concealment and deception fail and
his relationship with Millie comes crumbling down, until he humbles himself
before his wife's rage and accepts his lot as a man caught in the wheels of
fate (and marriage).
I was very
lucky to land this role after not doing any theater since my college years.
The audition was one of those wonderful experiences where I overprepared and
shocked the onlookers into laughing uncontrollably, and walked out knowing
that even if I weren't cast, I had at least given it my all. The Director,
Margaret Chase, cast me and asked me to keep going with the role "to
the limit". She gave us a lot of leeway to run with the characters and
made sure that the physical action was fast and outrageous, keeping the audience
on a nonstop rollercoaster ride of suspense and laughter. The work was so
physically demanding that I shed several pounds during every performance.
All in all the audience seemed to really enjoy it, and Leslie and I had a
helluva lot of fun!
Rehearsal Pictures (click to go there) (NOTE: that page has lots of BIG pictures and takes awhile to download)